YOU! Out of the gene pool!
The following people should be shot:
* People who talk on their cell phones while in the check out lane. These people are always food stamp card wielding people. They don't have enough money to buy their child food because the prepaid track phone is hella important!
* Anyone who wears a mullet other than Bono. Especially people who try to stylize the mullet. Also, anyone who insist that "Feathered back bangs" are the way to go.
* These MySpace losers with these dramatic self portraits. Everyone is trying to look so damn mysterious. Hard to be mysterious when every profile is a personal ad (except for mine... really)
* Booby girls. I'm sure they have a purpose. I mean, with all that damn giggiling about what "He said, she said, I said, Bubba said," it must be important. The world would end if Biffy and Miffy didn't make a Wal-Mart run for that much needed eyeliner.
* People who wear tampons AND pads. What's the point? Not only is something not human shoved up you, you still wear a damn pad. Just wear the pad!
* Grown men that buy Yu Gi Oh! cards. If that doesn't scream pedophile I don't know what does.
* People who don't grasp the fact that I don't like them. So what my friend thinks you're the greatest thing since spreadable cheese. It doesn't mean I like you. Come to find out not everyone gets along. Shocking but true. Please except this and move on.
* People who talk to me solely to get closer to my friend. I started thinking about this one guy who I thought was cool and use to talk to me alot until he started talking to her. Then, he never talked to me. Turns out he stalks her now. Guess I didn't loose after all.
* Credit card companies. What part of a ten thousand dollar limit for a student who barely makes ten thousand dollars a year makes sense?
* People who constantly diet and try to convince me I should. These people complain about how little they can eat then say, "You should go on it. It's great." What?
This blog will so be updated because this list will continue to expand.
posted by Kelly @ 11:39 PM
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